D3 body, D1 cock
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
