it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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