If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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