Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We need to get me chipped asap
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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