I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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