I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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