She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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