They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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