is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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