Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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