So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
