Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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