What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
