I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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