Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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