So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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