I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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