I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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