porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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