No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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