Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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