Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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