The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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