She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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