Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
