I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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