Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
