let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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