Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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