Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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