Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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