i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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