If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can I color on your dick again?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
