the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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