His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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