dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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