We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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