i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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