WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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