Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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