Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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