Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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