I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So vagazzling was a success
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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