i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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