You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
