Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I will die if light touches me.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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