I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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