And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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