can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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