A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
