It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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