she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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