do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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