belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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