Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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