It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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