This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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