Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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